POSITIVE Impacts of Anime Addiction!

Who says that being addicted to anime only harms you? Here I come with some well-thought theories of the benefits of anime addiction:

1.   Anime addiction keeps you from evil deeds. Proof: no one would kill, pickpocket or punch someone else when they are watching anime.

2.  Anime addiction reduces the risk of death. In fact, there is no news which reports someone die while sitting and watching anime.

3. Anime addiction promotes familiarities and friendships, especially in cosplay events or in anime-based social networks. You’ll always try to start conversation with those who share the same interest with you. Try to offer them money instead, or try to flirt with them by saying, “hey there, you look sexy in that costume”, they’ll run away with your bucks or think that you are a weirdo. It’s just basically won’t work. 

4.  Anime addiction provides employment opportunity, from production houses, model kits manufacturers, porn industries, and even doctors and psychologists when you have sleeping difficulties because you decide to have an anime-rally session for more than 48 hours.

5.   Anime addiction helps singles. You can try to think of having imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend because sometimes those anime characters are way more interesting than real people.

6.  (In connection with number 5) Anime addiction or, say, anime character addiction helps reducing birth rate. It suits over-populated countries. 

7.  Anime addiction helps you to proof that you’re not a slacker or lazybum. Try to watch some science fiction or detective anime, so when anyone come and scold you while you watch them, you can say “Look, I’m thinking here, this episode is telling about blah-blah-blah”, proofing that you are actually ‘doing something’. 

8.  Anime addiction suits people who has allergy towards polluted air or sunlight. It’s just basically securing you inside your room and thus keeping you healthy.